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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 11:08
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Is it possible to be a full-time, self-supporting working visual artist in today's society?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Your Brain Has a Hidden Rhythm, And It May Reveal How Smart You Are - ScienceAlert
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Bessent Emerging as a Contender to Succeed Fed’s Powell - Bloomberg
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Do you prefer wired headphones or wireless earbuds?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Modern Diesel Engines Still Outsell Gas In Heavy-Duty Trucks: Here's Why - Jalopnik
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Meta Agreed to Pay up for Scale AI but Then Wanted More for Its Money - The Information
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
New Webb Data Confirms ‘Crazy Idea’ About Cooling Effects of Pluto’s Haze - The Daily Galaxy
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Costco makes key moves to protect prices from tariffs - TheStreet
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
What are the signs of mild autism in a child?
No way
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Nuts and Butts
So they tried
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Person with measles visited Boston hotel, museum, airport, health officials warn - NBC Boston